We install the screen. We run the ads. You get paid.
TURN YOUR SPACE INTO REVENUE
Monetise your venue with high‑impact digital advertising screens.
Absurdity turns your wall space into passive income - with curated digital ads that match your vibe, require zero effort, and pay you every single month. No noise. No nonsense. Just revenue.
HOW IT WORKS
1. WE INSTALL THE SCREENS
We will set up one of our professional-display screens in your venue to start advertising from.
No need to be techy- we'll handle everything.
2. WE HANDLE THE ADS
No need to chase advertisers or manage content.
We remotely run high-quality, brand-safe ads that are tailored to your type of venue - think lager ads in pubs, supplement ads in gyms and book ads in coffee shops.
3. YOU GET
PAID
Each month, you earn a share of the ad revenue from your screen.
On average, a small venue will earn an extra £5,000 per year with zero extra effort.
EARNINGS BREAKDOWN
HOW MUCH CAN YOU MAKE?
Most venues earn around £6,000 per year, without even lifting a finger.
Got more than one room or location? Even better.
The more screens you host, the more you earn.
01
HASSLE-FREE SETUP
We install and maintain everything. You focus on running your business.
03
MONTHLY EARNINGS
Every screen turns your wall into a revenue stream that pays out monthly.
02
QUALITY OVER QUANTITY
We handpick ad content to match your audience, meaning you'll never be worried about what ads are shown.
04
GAURANTEED PROFIT
We want you to be sure that by signing up, you'll make money.
That’s why we report quarterly on your total profit - taking in running and screen costs - so you can see the value, clearly.
WHY VENUE OWNERS LOVE US
FAQ'S
CAN I USE THE SCREEN TO PROMOTE MY OWN BUSINESS TOO?
Yes. If you subscribe to Absurdity+ we’ll allocate a portion of screen time to advertise your own offers, events, or promotions - alongside paid external ads.
WHAT IF THE SCREEN BREAKS/STOPS WORKING?
Just let us know. We handle all servicing and maintenance at no extra cost, so you’re never left dealing with tech issues.
Effectively zero. It varies depending on the number of screens, venue type, and setup - but we guarantee it will never cost more than you earn. Our model is designed to keep you profitable.
WHAT'S THE RUNNING COST?
DO YOU OFFER A GUARANTEE?
Yes - we guarantee you will never earn less than it costs to host the screen. When you sign up, we’ll provide a custom earnings estimate based on your venue type, footfall, and number of screens.
WILL CUSTOMERS THINK I'M "SELLING OUT"?
No. The ads are curated to fit the environment - so instead of disrupting the vibe, they add value to your customers by being relevant and unobtrusive.
HOW MUCH DOES IT COST TO GET STARTED?
There’s a small one-time reservation fee to secure your screen. After that, your monthly cost will always be lower than the ad revenue you generate.
GALLERY
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